Fast Lane

AlexGillman's avatar

You know, if you have a problem, then stop going to cedar point. Oh, and I Do Not appreciate you calling me, or anyone else greedy. I think Fastlane is the best thing that ever happened. Fastlane Plus is even better.

Guru is that you??

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good

If greedypeoplesuck went to the movies more they would know this

Walt's avatar

Must be hard for you to travel, with so many greedy people out there.

Can't drive, because people who pay for E-ZPass on toll roads get their own toll lane with faster access, while the hard working among us wait in long lines to pay with cash.

Can't fly, because greedy people, with their fancy frequent flier miles and extravagant first class tickets, get to skip the normal line at the TSA checkpoint.

Can't take a bus. Greyhound allows greedy people to pay a fee so they can board first and take the best seats.

Can't take a train. Amtrak lets greedy people buy first class seats, giving them special amenities and nicer seats, even though we're on the same train!


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AlexGillman's avatar

Greedypeoplesuck, I think they should get Fastlane everywhere. Restaurants, traffic jams, the parking toll booths, the main entrance, the line to buy Fastlane, parking (they kind of already have). You know, I think they should get a Fastlane line for the Fastlane line.

Jeff's avatar

Greedypeoplesuck said:
There is no, absolutely no reason, for Fast lane Passes, other than straight out greed!

First post!!!!!11!!

Businesses: They intend to make money. The nerve!


Jeff - Advocate of Great Great Tunnels™ - Co-Publisher - PointBuzz - CoasterBuzz - Blog - Music

Businesses make money? You mean it doesn't grow on trees?

XS NightClub's avatar

All season Fast Lane Plus is available for only $749 with gold pass renewal, 2019 was $849 guessing it will be that or more later on.

Just renewed my platinum pass for a gold pass with all season fast lane plus. We figure it might be a good idea if gold passes are selling like hot cakes and queues are long next year.


New for 2024- Wicked Twister Plus

JK125's avatar

I am doing the same. I make one trip to Kings Island In August and going with the CP gold pass/season fast lane/season food plan is $230 cheaper. That more then covers Kings Island parking/admission.

I had the season fast lane this year. Loved it. Didn't have to look at calendar and weather to figure out what days to go. I always use to go when it opened to get rides on the popular rides in. I now go late morning/early afternoon and enjoy the park in the evening. I was already buying a few daily fast lane passes when I had friends from out of town go and they wanted to have them for their day at the park. Will be at the park around 40 times this year so I feel I have gotten my money's worth.

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