"Cedar Point" pants...

My go-to zippered cargo pants seem to be discontinued by the manufacturer. These have never failed me. They're lightweight, have 2 large zippered pockets on the legs, and dry real fast. One of the last places to find them:

http://www.ems.com/k%C3%BChl-mens-ambush-cargo-shorts%C2%A0/1750290...um=display

Any other suggestions for roller coaster-friendly cargo pants?

For the past 3 years(maybe 4),I've been using 5.11 brand. Both shorts and pants. I get them at Fin Feather Fur stores here in Ohio. I've seen them carried at other sporting goods stores too. Of the shorts style I buy,there is a product code for a slightly different length. 287 and 308 with the 308s' being longer by a couple inches. Never had a problem with them on rides such as Maverick or Mean Streak.

http://www.511tactical.com/taclite-pro-shorts.html

http://www.511tactical.com/taclite-short-11-inch.html

I got a few pair of Wrangler “Hybrid Performance” shorts at WalMart a couple years back. They have one zippered cargo pocket on the side of the left leg, big enough for an iPhone 6s+ and wallet. Pretty comfy. Can’t speak for how quick they dry but they aren’t cotton so should dry pretty quick. Real light material. I don’t recommend the black with red trim, the black fades in the sun real quick.

long johns. I'd suggest you take a pair of thermal underwear if your going 2 or 3 weekends from now. And where long pants over them.

Break-away pants are the only pants acceptable ;)

And one of those old Indians windbreakers that everyone in Ohio seemed to have* I even think I had one like this at some point from my parents haha.

But in all seriousness, wear comfy clothes that you like. I get the whole coaster riding pants deal, but I also don't. In all honesty, I've worn a pair of board shorts to the park, and I've worn jeans. The key is just don't bring crap in with you other than say a wallet / cards. A phone doesn't NEED to come with you, but if it does, just get it in a pocket and secure it. I'm more worried about my glasses than a phone on every ride, even with a phone in a back pocket of a pair of jeans

*Does not include optional Fanny Pack Accessory

No need for special pants when all you need is the Dad Bod Fanny Pack

Oh man with Red Stripe too, that makes it even worse haha

I never had an Indians jacket.

I do, however, wear my Browns gear to Halloweekends. This way the screamsters know that nothing can scare me.

Actually, I heard homeless panhandlers wear Browns gear now, that way more people can take pity of them.

^^ Hahaha to both of you guys

Here a ha. There a ha. Everywhere a haha.

CP Maverick said:

I never had an Indians jacket.

I do, however, wear my Browns gear to Halloweekends. This way the screamsters know that nothing can scare me.ou

I recently went to Niagara Falls in Canada. I thought about wearing a Cleveland Browns t-shirt on the way back to the United States. When passing through customs, asking the security guard: "Do you think anyone else besides those born and raised in Northern Ohio would actually wear this t-shirt?"