Best guilty pleasure food in the park?

I'm bringing someone who has never been. Cheese on a stick, fries with cheese and garlic, funnel cake fries.............those are all great. Any other suggestions!?

The cheese fries from Happy Friar. I can't pass them up. Add a few mini corn dogs to that and you have one tasty meal.

Huge elephant ear! BBQ Turkey leg!

A coaster classic with a chocolate shake from coasters.

Chili-cheese fries all the way

I know this was already mentioned, but it is not a good trip to Cedar Point for me unless I get a 'cheese-on-a-stick'.

yummm.....

I love the Elephant Ears, freshly made and fantastic.

I usually get a candy bar,some time through-out the day. Got to replenish my chocolate craving... $1.50 for a Twix Bar or a Whatchamacalit. :)

I always get a hot pretzel every time I go after getting off Magnum. They have a hot pretzel stand by the entrance and they're so good.

CP is the ONLY place to get your elephant ears. I've tried them elsewhere and they just aren't the same.

Ice cold beer and a show at the Red Garter Saloon.

^I would have never guessed that's where you like to go ;)

A pretzel from the Gourmet Pretzel stand, both the brown sugar and the salted are amazing. Have to get one each trip!

My guilty pleasure is for sure the garlic and parm fries.

cheese on a stick is a must. CP is the only place you can get them!! Well, great ones. Thanks for the ideas.

Mike's Hard Lemonade at Red Garter!

Well, I'm talking stuff you can't get at the local liquor store or frozen food second at Giant Eagle. ha

The ultra cold drinking fountain near Disaster Transport. RIP next year.

What food at the park isn't a guilty pleasure? ;)

"Excuse me, good sir, but could I have my chili dog on a 12-grain bun?"

Gotta go with a funnel cake. Or maybe an Elephant Ear.