Cedar Point Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you will ride with an imposter.

I wish batman mascots came to cp.

Granted, but they all work at the Nutty Bavarian.

I wish that Cheese-on-a-stick was Gluten free.

Granted, but it costs $100.

I wish CP was open 24 hours a day.

Granted, but nothing was open

I wish dead pool made a video at cp

Granted, but only dressed as Hello Kitty.

I wish my post were the last post of this thread.

Granted, but then I posted.

I wish CP extended the season until Thanksgiving.

Granted, but all the rides were closed because this topic is still up.

I will cast you one wish if my choosing since you decide not to wish..

I wish gatekeeper restraints were just a little looser.

Granted, but the lines for the Gatekeeper is 2+ hour long...

I wish there were no line for the Womens Restroom at any point during the season...

Granted, but you have to pay $10 for a Fast Blast.

I wish flat rides would run a little longer when there are no lines.

Granted, but I prefer at least a B-cup.

I wish Cedar Point would invest in a quality family ride.

Granted, but that ride is not located at Cedar Point.
I wish there was a new roller coaster every year...

Granted, but they all get demolished after one day

I wish mayflies never come to cedar point

Granted, but instead the park is infested with flying tarantulas.

I wish that Cedar Fair would open a park closer to Nashville.

Granted, but they would just buy Dollywood.

I wish Cedar Point would put in a cheaper off-site parking lot.

Granted, but its in Canada

I wish Cedar point had a weekend sort of like Star Wars weekend ( nhra weekend)

Granted, but the Star Wars licensing rights were too expensive, so they had to go with 'beanie babies' themed weekend instead.

I wish that Millenium's lift hill went up as slowly as the Magnum's lift hill

Granted, and then they speed Magnum's chain lift so it's the same speed as MF's cable currently runs.

I wish Maverick would get the new I305 soft restraints.

Off topic...If Maggie went that fast...that first drop...

holy shiiiii

Granted, but they were replaced after the first day

I wish they reduced the amount of games there.

(My friend would rather play them, it's true, sad but true)