If roller coasters could talk, what would they say?

Mean Streak talking to Blue Streak- Granny, I don't have any friends. No one likes me since that stupid Maverick came.

"Can't you see it's over
Because you're the god of a shrinking universe."
-Muse

"I wonder what would happen if I stopped taking Viagra"- TTD

"Hey! Whats your sign? - Gemini

"Ever seen that SNL skit...Put your Junk in a Box? I was the inspiration"- Disaster Transport

"My dad says I'm a failure because I'm not a good racer like he is"- Jr. Gemini

"I like to scream like a Banshee" - Mantis

"I'm recovering from my operation just fine thank you. " - Maverick

"Don't blame me, I told them the brakes were a bad idea"- Mean Streak

"I'm so special I have my own island"- MF

"If they want me to be a bird, at least give me the ability to poop on people"- Raptor

If a person on drugs could start a thread, what would it say???

Mean Streak talking to Blue Streak- Granny, I don't have any friends. No one likes me since that stupid Maverick came.

And then Blue Streak replies:

"You're on crack. No one has liked you since 1993. Commit suicide already freak-boy"
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Promoter of fog.

"Hey -- what are you doing? Stop that. That hurts. That really hurts, I mean it. Please stop? Why are you hurting me? Don't do that. You're killing me. You're killing me. You're kil . . ."

Thunderhawk

My author website: mgrantroberts.com.

Kevinj said:

And then Blue Streak replies:
"You're on crack. No one has liked you since 1993. Commit suicide already freak-boy"
*** Edited 9/29/2007 1:32:05 AM UTC by Kevinj***

Then Mean Streak said "I wasn't THAT bad before they put in those fricken brakes! And I have thought about suicide ever since those brakes..."

"Can't you see it's over
Because you're the god of a shrinking universe."
-Muse

^^ "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology."

Thunderhawk's demo crew. :)

Gemini: Those darn young whippersnappers today and their stinkin' technology! All their launchin' and loopin' and they still can't keep up with my ridership! Why, I remember back in the day, I could run three trains on each track and get through a line of people in fifteen minutes!

Magnum: And then you were neutered.

Gemini: At least I'm not sinking!

Okay... lame, but it just kind of popped into my head.

It's called Millennium Force, not "Millenium" Force. Thanks.

"I wanna go fast!" - TTD
"so is everyday a new millienum?"- MF
"Why won't people ride me, is it because im so rough!"- MS and Gemini

Bring back Boblo!