Dear Santa - from CP

Rapids 77-78's avatar

My name is Cedar Point. I am an amusement park in chilly Ohio. I have been good this year. I put smiles on thousands of faces. I received very few complaints (which I promptly filed in the circular bin). For Christmas, I would like the following:

1. New boats for STR that will actually work with the ride.

2. A body makeover for MS so people don't get their brains scambled.

3. A new 500 ft incredi-coaster that goes really fast and smooth and has a compass thingy in the front of each car to show direction. (My Daddy Kinzel said it would put an eye out, so he got me a tall spinney ride instead).

(PB'ers - feel free to help finish our dear CP's list.)

RideWarrior18's avatar

Dear Santa,

I would also like some new paint, preferably blue, so I can paint one of my old toys. I think I'll need a few thousand gallons worth, if thats ok with you.

Thanks Santa!

Love,

Cedar Point

Kyle2154's avatar

- A problem free Wind Seeker; open to the public on opening day, very little down time throughout the season.

- Millennium Force opening up at the beginning of ERT this season, not routinely 20 minutes late.

- An amazing string of good weather in 2011.


djDaemon's avatar

Kyle2154 said:
- An amazing string of good weather in 2011.

Personally, I'd prefer mediocre weather and smaller crowds. Especially during HW. :)


Brandon

pointperson's avatar

A nice umbrella so I can walk by Windseeker without wearing someones walking taco on my head.


Visual Scan!
First Top Thrill Dragster train of 2011!
Rollbacks: 1st Triple Rollback of 2009!

bholcomb's avatar

Food worth paying for

ChrisC.'s avatar

^I second that...

No more cutbacks in Live E.


My author website: mgrantroberts.com.

djDaemon's avatar

I would point out that there really isn't any more they could cut from Live E, but I'm sure CP could find a way to prove me wrong.


Brandon

Break Trims's avatar

How much do you think Santa would pay for milk and cookies? $7.99?

After all, Santa's gotta eat...


The path you tread is narrow, and the drop is sheer and very high.

crazy horse's avatar

Santa stays away from cedar point. He does not meet the grooming guidlines.:)


what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

TTD 120mph's avatar

That's why he stays at Holiday World.


-Adam G- The OG Dragster nut

Except during Halloweekends. Santa is almost perfect for Screamster work -- too bad he doesn't have any visible piercings or tats. :)


My author website: mgrantroberts.com.

Tip's avatar

Dear Santa,

You know about big bellies, right? How about some more self-tightening safety belts that can accomodate the "jolly" body types and speed up loading?

Thanks,

C. P.

P.S. - I believe in you even if my mean, ugly, big sister does not. To punish her, maybe you should take all of her presents and give them to someone else. Wait, I know... the best punishment would be if you gave them to me. That will show her!

IntaminCMH's avatar

Dear Santa,

I would like for Magnum to have it less bumpy and hurting.
I would like for Windseeker to open up without any issues.
I would like for Maverick and Millie's lines to be less busy when my pal, IntaminCMH visits the park.

Thanks,

Cedar Point

Pikajane's avatar

Dear Santa,

I would like the guests to understand that bushes and trees do not constitute as lockers OR non-riders
I would like the birds to be less vicious, and less carnivorous.
I would like you to bestow roller coaster pins upon our merchandise stock again, so that my friend Pikajane can buy a Millennium Force and Dragster pin. And not those big bulky ones they sell at the photo booths, although they are lovely in their own right.
I would like for you to also bestow a new collection of coaster tees that don't just have the logo on them, and would be really cute on girls.
Lastly, please give Pikajane ROLLBACK on the dragster!!! pretty pretty please???


Area 2 Sweeps 2010
Test rider for TTD/Mantis/STR
Got my own page on the cedar point blog!!!

^And a new Etch-a-Sketch for the lady. She done wore the old ones out. ;)


My author website: mgrantroberts.com.

Pikajane's avatar

Yes, definitely, another etch a sketch please!!! :D


Area 2 Sweeps 2010
Test rider for TTD/Mantis/STR
Got my own page on the cedar point blog!!!

Your mom is to fat to ride TTD.'s avatar

Pikajane said:
Dear Santa,

I would like the guests to understand that bushes and trees do not constitute as lockers OR non-riders

Whoops. :)


Let's Get Weird.

I,ve been gone a while, havent posted on here for so long.......:)

I want......FOR 2011:

- mean streak smooth steel track
- MF good paint job
- a new dragster in the winner's circle
- more stands that sell cheese on a stick around the park
- new dippin dots flavors
- access to the top of fort sandusky lookout

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