If rides could talk...

BlueStreakAir said:
This thread is kind of "zzzz....". Can we talk about the roar of a cheese-on-a-stick fart after a day at the park? Imagine holding that puppy in on the car ride home with a date.

Been there, done that. It erupted halfway home. The windows were down the rest of the way. I'm pretty sure we were breaking up anyway, but that cemented it.

Blue Streak- Hi whippersnapper.

Raptor- Rise my son!

MaxAir- Sup.

Wicked Twister- You in my hood now.

TTD- Bring it on, Bro.

Mantis- Yay! my nephew was born

Windseeker- Hello down there!

Millennium Force- Since you are new here, me and my older brother Magnum are gonna show you 'round this joint.

Magnum XL 200- Let's go, Bro.

Maverick- Where did everybody go?

Corkscrew- I'm a Grandfather Now!

Space Spiral's Ghost- They should have moved me to a different part of the park.

DT's Ghost- I was a terrible ride.

That's probably the best one.

Pipe Scream: I must be gender identity confused, no one knows what type of ride I am...

Blue Streak: Man, that new roller coaster makes me look like a dump

Shoot the Rapids: ...

Valravn: My theming is better than your theming

Jordan_Vanichek said:

Pipe Scream: I must be gender identity confused, no one knows what type of ride I am..

One day it feels like a coaster the next it doesn't. Target must be its favorite store to shop at :P

Maverick: ¨I'll make someone wait 2 hours in line and then break down. Hehe¨

Dragster: ¨Ride me for the best 17 seconds of your life ;)¨

Mean Streak: ¨I'm rough but worth it ;)¨

Slingshot: ¨Please use the bathroom BEFORE riding me¨ (the youtube video of a girl crapping her pants on it)

Gemini red train: ¨I'm the prettier twin¨ Gemini blue train: ¨No you're not!¨

Raptor: ¨Don't stand under me or I'll kick you¨

WIldcat ghost: ¨My cars are still partially living in the scrap yard by Mean Streak¨

Skyhawk: ¨Give me a break or I might SNAP¨

Millenium: ¨I ate the green train¨

Hahahahaha 😂 That raptor one is terrible!

Raptor: I won't kick you, but my riders' feet will!

Gemini red: trump! Gemini blue: Hillary!

pipe scream: Bernie??

mean streak: *praying*......RMC....RMC.....RMC....

slingshot: Gee, even if I cost $300 to ride, people would still ride me.......

Valravn: Well, if Raptor and I break down at the same time, it's like killing 2 BIRDS with one stone!

Raptor: ............

Dragon: nobody likes me *sniff*

TTD: are they done yet with my paint job?

Rougarou - The ride formerly known as Mantis.

Iron Dragon: Hey Rougarou, I can see up your skirt.

If parents have younger children. "Do you want to ride Jr. Gemini... I mean Wilderness Express?"

I don't know if this is part of the discussion or not, but does it seem like Rougarou isn't getting the amount of riders it had last year or is it too early in the season to tell?

I'm seeing Rougarou as being just about the same as last year. A 1 or 2 train wait until 4 ish, then it gets to about the stairs.

Since my son is tall enough this year to ride Rougarou ive already been on it way more than last season. The most we've waited is about 20 minutes, however even when it was a walk into the station they had three trains running and they were full when they were dispatched.

To me, I think the conversion from Mantis was a huge success and hopefully the ridership numbers would agree with that.

Mean Streak: "How am I still alive?!"